Summer clasees for men at the adult learning center
Registration is do soon.
Free transportation provided by busmanterry.

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited
to 8 participants maximum

Class 1.

HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS--STEP BY STEP, WITH SLID PRESENTATION
meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7 p.m.

Class2.

THE TOILET PAPER ROLL--DOES IT CHANGE ITSELF?
meets 4 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours

Class3.

IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT AND AVOIDING THE
FLOOR, WALLS, AND NEARBY BATHTUB?--GROUP PRACTICE
meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 p.m. for 2 hours

Class4.

FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR--PICTURES
AND EXAPLANATORY GRAPHICS
meets Saturdays at 2:00 p.m. for 3 weeks

Class5.

DINNER DISHES--CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK?--EXAMPLES ON VIDEO.
meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 p.m.

Class6.

LOSS OF IDENTITY--LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.--HELP LINE
AND SUPORT GROUPS.
meets 4 weeks, Friday and Sunday for 3 hours satarting at 7:00 pm

Class7.

LEARNING TO FIND THINGS--STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACES AND NOT TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. OPEN FORUM
meets Monday at 8:00 pm, 2 hours

Class8.

HEALTH WATCH--BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFULTO YOUR HEALTH.
GRAPHICS AND VIDEO TAPES
three nights, Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 p.m. for 2 hours

Class9.

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST--REAL LIFE TESTIMONIALS
Tuesdays at 6:00 pm Location to be determined

Class10.

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY WHILE SHE PARALLEL PARKS?--
DRIVING SIMULATIONS
meets Saturdays Noon for 2 hours

Class11.

LEARNING TO LIVE--BASICS DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE , ONLINE CLASSES AND ROLE-PLAY
meets Tuesdays at 7:00 p.m. Location to be determind

Class12
HOW TO BE THE IDEA SHOPPING COMPANION--RELAXATION, EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND BREATHING TECHNIQUES.
meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:p.m.

Class13

HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY--REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, AND OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.---
CEREBRAL SHOCK TREATMENT AND FULL LOBOTOMIES OFFERED.
three nights Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 7:00 for 2 hours

Class14

THE STOVE/OVEN--WHAT IT IS AND HOW IT IS USED.
LIVE DEMONSTRATION
Tuesdays at 6:00 p.m Location and ending times to be determined.

UPON COMPLETION OF ANY OF THE ABOVE COURSES, DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED
TO THE SURVIVORS.