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 Today in Iowa news.....
 

Des Moines Iowa

Just an update, there was over 7,000 dollars worth of damage done to the buses.
This was a Senior/Prom night prank.
As students begin to turn in students and tell of what they did,
as officials get ready to file charges, as some students are getting exspelled.
I wonder who is laughing at this prank?

Officials with the Polk County Sheriff's office said Monday that at least 10 students were
involved in a vandalism incident at Southeast Polk Schools. Officials said they believed the students entered the school's bus lot around 2 am, a section of fence was down due to construction. School workers arrived early Monday to find tires flat on close to 40 buses, forcing officials to delay classes by two hours.

Transportatin director said there were 72 buses in the lot. He said the valve stems had been removed from about 90 percent of the buses. He also said stink bait and used cat litter were found inside many of the buses. Some bus keys were also missing.

Officials continue to talk to the students about what happened. Polk County Sheriff's department was called in to investigate. School officials said they don't yet have a dollar amount for the damage, but it is expected to be more than 4,000 dollars. Three trucking companies were called in to help fix the flats.
Posted by busmanterry at 2:03 PM - 5 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 What am I?
 

What am I?

Some people don't like me
Some people don't use me
Some use me a lot
I like to be between a womens breast
I often get pulled or jerked
I get longer when I get pulled or jerked

What am I?

I am: A seat belt!
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 I AM WOMEN
 

Now that I got everyone's attention, I am putting or trying to put myself in the right frame of mind before I post this. Here are the words to The Woman Song.

I am women, hear me roar, if you don't open my door
I can do anything that a man can do, but I don't have too
Oh the female sex has a lot more class
Unless we're looking at a male stripper's ass
I'm a twenty-first century gal, but I can't set my VCR

Well I am not your hooker, but your still going to pay
Cause sex is a special thing and a darn good weapon
Because my body belongs to me
Until I get dinner, and a movie
I don't sleep around, until I do a credit check

And I have a mind of my own, which I change every two seconds
And I'm not afraid to ask for directions cause I can't read a map
And I stand behind my man
So I can nag hime as much as I can
And I can fight in combat but I can't kill a spider

And I never tell a lie, but will fake an orgasm
Cause I am the real McCoy, except for my boobs and my face
But I still get hot and sweaty for the opening of a new show store
And I am very proud of my age, which is none of your freakin' business.

The Women Song!
Hope you all enjoyed this for now I think I want a cold drink and see something naked....
Posted by busmanterry at 1:25 PM - 2 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 A Different World
 

I refrer to things in the past as "back in the day"....
Older bloggers like my self find our selfs thinking back in time.
A time long or not so long ago, back before there was blogstream.
If you didn't live near by you were long distance.

There is a song, called a different world. You can find it on cmt.com under
Bucky Covington. But here are the lyrics, might make some of you think a little bit...

We were born to mothers who smoked and drank
Our cribs were covered in lead based paint
No child proof lids no seat belts in cars
Rode Bikes with no helmets and still here we are, still here we are
We got daddy's belt when we misbehaved
Had three TV channels you got up to change
No video games and no satellite
All we had were friends and they were outside, playin' outside

It was a different life
When we were boys and girls
Not just a different time
It was a different world

School always started the same everyday
The pledge of allegiance then someone would pray
Not every kid made the team when they tried
We got disappointed and that was all right. we turned out all right.

It was a different life
When we were boys and girls
Not just a different time
It was a different world

No bottle water, we drank from a garden hose
and every Sunday, all the stores were closed

It was a different life
When we were boys and girls
Not just a different time
It was a different world.

If you see Bucky I don't think he is old enough to fully understand what he sang about.
He's not that old.
IF you could build a time machine and could go back in time would you?

Posted by busmanterry at 12:38 PM - 9 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 The Man Song.....
 

BOLD WORDS IS WHAT THE MEN THINK AND SAY......
small words are the truth

I DON'T TAKE CRAP FROM ANYBODY!........else but you.
I WEAR THE PANTS AROUND HERE!.......when I'm finished with your laundry
'CAUSE I'M THE GUY YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT!
WHEN I SAY "JUMP" YOU....say "yeah right".
I AM THE MAN OF THE HOUSE!....until you get home
WHAT I SAY GOES AROUND HERE!....right out the window
AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A LOT OF WHINING!.....so I'll shut up.
THE SOONER YOU LEARN WHO IS BOSS AROUND HERE!....the sooner you can give me orders,
dear
'CAUSE I AM THE HEAD HONCHO!.......but it's all in my head.
AND I CAN HAVE SEX ANY TIME....that you want.
'CAUSE I'M A MAN WITH NEEDS!......but they're not important
AND DON'T EXPECT FLOWERS FROM ME!.....because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
I'M THE KING OF THE CASTLE....when you're not around
AND I WILL DRINK AND WATCH SPORTS WHEN EVER I WANT.....to get into trouble
AND I WILL COME HOMW WHEN I AM GOOD AND READY.....to sleep on the couch
BECASUE A MAN'S GOT TO DO WHAT A MAN'S GOT TO DO!....and I'm going to do what you tell me todo.
BECAUSE I'M TOP DOG AROUND HERE!....but I've been neutered
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