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 Cemetary
 

Last night my bus route took me passed a cemetary.

A little boy told me this did you know that if you lived within two miles of that
cemetary you couldn't be barried there.
I said thats odd why not.
Kid smiled You don't bury the living.
GOT ME
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 Hump the day away
 

That got you to read this didn't it.
Went to a track meet last night guess what I saw this time?
Nothing the buses was parked on one side of the school and the track was on the other. I stayed on the bus and I took a nap......wait not just a nap, a nap that I got paid to take.

Thought for the day........
Why don't guys have boobs? We would look pretty stupid playing with them all day. It is true that guys will watch something 10 to 15 minutes longer if he things he will see some nudity.

Hope you have a great Humpday.
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 at her stop again
 

Here we go again been waiting all day to see if she will be at her stop again.
Here stop is just right around the corner...Is she there? I hope she is!
Will she set in the front seat again? I wish. Is she there? Can't see her yet.
Will tonight be the night I tell how I feel.................THERE SHE IS.....
Always looking better to me than the time before. I stop the bus she gets in and smiles at me. She in the front again. Will I tell her?
I turn the radio on:

I guess as a lover I have aways to go
when someone wants you they should just say it's so
But you'll understand if you'll take my hand
then we can dance real slow.
To something on the radio
Listen to the radio
listen to the radio.
Let's spend the night togeather
baby don't go
they sing it on the radio.
The words I'd say
don't seem to sound as real
the songs they play
that's how I really feel.
Listen to the radio
listen to the radio.
Let's spend the night together
baby don't go
they sing it on the radio.
I try to find a way to explain to you
What's on my mind
and not sound so plain to you
But you'll realize if you'll close your eyes
the feelings my word's can't show.
They're playin on the radio.
Listen to the radio
listen to the radio..........................
Posted by busmanterry at 8:46 AM - 2 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Box Office
 

Does anyone know how flight 93 did this weekend at the box office?
I haven't heard.

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 This was fun.....
 

You must check out Lie-day Fun Facts at Venus Vexed posted by SixFootBlonde. I had so much fun with it I decieded that I would put my comments that I added to her post here. I am add a few things here as I go.

My confession..........
I'm really a superhero........Superman. This is a double secret.
You see I was to be called busman but when I wore BM on my chest it went to the toilet real fast. Also I was to change in the bathroom, that didn't flush real well with some. We changed my name to Superman. I get to wear a big S.
I don't need to watch SIX dance I have xxx rated vision, this got played down because we where afraid that movie goers might get offended if they saw what I was looking at. Here's looking at you SIX

Yes I had to go back, Clark Kent was mad because I didn't mention him. The hard part about being Superman is changing back to Clark, I'm always misplaceing the glasses. My xxx vision doesn't help me find them.
This next part is top secret.....Please don't tell
There is problems at Super Friends Headquarters......
Wonderwomen claims that I have been looking at her with my xxx vision.
I told her I wasn't. The first thing that I look at is the eyes. She then asked me what color are her eyes......Busted I couldn't tell her because I have never been able to look at her eyes...
Did you know that Batman won't let me drive the batmobile?
Ok, Ok, Don't ask why I let people shot me with bullets, then when the gun is empty the throw it at me and I duck.....Told you not to ask.
The first time I couldn't find a phone both to change into I ran into the revolving doors. I ran so fast that I got dizzy (don't tell it doesn't look good). I then wup up on Lex and hauled his butt to jail. It was there that I noticed people looking at me and pointing. Then I looked down and saw that my underwear was on the outside of my cloths I reacted quickly by saying that Superman was on vacation and I was filling in for him. I'm Captian Underpants!
I ask that you please don't tell Ms Lane about my eyes checking out Wonderwomen. Thanks that's our secret

To really understand this post go check out Venus Vexed. Then make your confession with her. Thanks
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