Thats right I said Bump day!
Its not mispelled hump day or a type error. I want to change hump day to bump day!.
When driving we all have had some type of bump in the road, from speed bumps to pot holes, I have even driven down a brick road. I will admit I've
even cut a curve. Kids often times like to bounce in there seats when they know you are going to hit a bump to see how high they can go,
So today is Bump day!
First I must warn you do not do this at home .........
Its more fun on the open road!
Today I must ask someone to drive my bus! I often don't give up my seat!
Will you drive my bus?
Today I will set in the back, I want you to go down this road right here.
Theres nothing in the way there is no speed limits, there are no curves.
Give the bus some gas I yell from the back, you must go faster and faster
and hit all those bumps, for today I want to hit the bumps and fly out of my set.
The faster you go the higher I go. We hit the first bump up I go, that was fun.
Faster faster I yell I can go higher. We hit the second bump higher I went this is fun. Faster, faster I yell I want to go higer. Boom the bus goes over the bump, Bang goes my head on the ceiling, crash is me hitting the floor.
Screech as the bus comes to a stop!
I get to my feet rubbing my head, I yell.......
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH WWWWWWWHHHHHAAAATTT
AAAAAAAA RRRRRRIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEEEEE

LETS DO IT AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thought for the day.....
What's the last thing that go's threw a bugs brain when it hits your windshield?
Its butt
Have a happy bump day.

Other posts:
At the bus stop
At her her bus stop
At her stop again..................

I stopped at her bus stop and she wasn't there.
There's been a change in the route and a change of times.
We will see each other from time to time.
Thanks for riding the bus and you will always be-welcome to ride....

We met on the highway, she flagged me down,
had a flat on her stingray with noboday around
I helped her out, she said climb in
so I ditched my ol truck just to see where the party would end

We spent the weekend in Reno in the honeymoon suite,
never saw the casino, barely took time to eat
I never dreamed she would take me this far
but by Sunday that lady had taken my heart.

its a modern day romance, a new kind of game
with no time to slow dance in the fast lane.
I tried to love her with out any strings
but a modern day romance has left me some old-fashioned pain.

she never said good-by, just a note by the phone
said thanks for the good times, but its time to move on
well I'm out here walkin' with my thumb in the air
wondering where she might have gone and why I even care.

its a modern day romance, ofd fashion pain.
NITTY GRITTY DIRT BAND

The busman wants to say Thanks to all the Moms and Grandmas out there.
Thanks for riding my bus! If it wasn't for Moms having babies, I wouldn't have a bus. This song is playing on the bus and it's for the Mom's

I made a wish upon a star
I could have a brand new car
Got tired of wishing
So I stole one

Seventeen and knew it all
My dreams were big but my thoughts were small
So many roads somehow I chose
The wrong one

But Jesus and mama always loved me
Even when the devil took control
Jesus and mama always loved me
This I know

I felt tried most of my life
Found new kinds of lows and highs
Never been a husband but I had a lot of wives
To hold me

Headstrong, stubborn, couldn't be told
Like a wild horse that couldn't be rode
A rainbow chaser hungry for gold
And still searchin'

But Jesus and mama always loved me
Even when the devil took control
Jesus and mama always loved me
This I know

I wish mom could see me now
And how I've turned it all around
Lately I've been going down
The right road

Life's a picture that you paint
With blues and grays and cans of canvas
Heaven knows I'm not a saint
But I know

Jesus and moma always loved me
Even when the devil took control
Jesus and moma always loved me
This I know. (song by Confederate Railroad)

I know this isn't the best Mom song but I like it. I think of some of the stupid
things I had done growing up and my mom was there.

THANKS TO ALL THE MOM'S ON MY BUS.
I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY!
I KNOW YOU DESERVE ONE!

Last night I took my dog out for a walk.
The stars were out and the moon was almost full.
It was a cool night with a breeze blowing in the trees.
As I was walking the dog a strange thing happened.
My dog began to change, Instead of four legs it know had two.
The dog changed to you, the leach I was holding became your hand.
We walked and talked . Talked and walked.
The stars are brite and moon is there. There is a soft breeze blowing in the
trees.
I turned, you turned I looked into your eyes.
I tried to sneak a kiss......
A cat ran, the dog barked you were gone.

FIRTS HAPPY POETS DAY.

SECOND; I GOT BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got a good one here for you, most of you will remember this one but wait there is a catch. You got to read the bottom of this post.

AC/DC BIG BALLS
I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've Got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
and they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
and she's got big balls
But we got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
and everyone cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
great balls of fire

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
and they're such big balls
dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
and she's got big balls
But we got the biggest balls of them all

Some balls are held for charity
and some for fancy dress
but when they are held for pleasure
they're the balls I like best
My balls are always bouncing
to the left and to the right
its my belief that my big balls
should be held every night

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
and they're such big balls
dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
ans she's got big balls
But we got the biggest balls of them all.

I title of this posts says I got balls not I got big balls,
I changed my underwear from my mine post
I am wearing baseballs
So for today I can say I GOT BALLS.
Happy poets day!