After test this I have decided that I am stuck in my female brain, since I am so in touch with that part of my brain today I must be suffering from a little pms.
Since I'm not truely women it's just a temperory problem for me.........
Besides I didn't know when else I would be able to find a better time to play this song on the radio.........

I hate the world today
you're so good to me
I know but I can't change
tried to tell you
but you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
innocent and sweet
yesterday I cried
must have been relieved to see
the softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
all rolled into one

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell. I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
this may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
and I'm going to extremes
tomorrow I will change
and today won't mean a thing

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

Just when you got me figured out
the seasons already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
and don't try to save me

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I's a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way
I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way.
Song: Bitch Singer: Meredith Brooks

I was out cruzing the bus and made a stop at fungus bungus for a good laugh.
But I couldn't help notice that she posted a bunch of little test. I thought this was a little fun. I like the one that says "What Sex Is Your Brain".
I thought I would take this test to see how manly my brain is....
I took the test I didn't fair so well.
As a male I failed as a female I kicked butt!
My brain is 57% female and 43% male........
In honor of girls rule and boys druel thought you might like this song.

Findin' A Good Man

We got a bucket of Corona,
Enough strories to last all night
About the trails and tribulations,
Of findin' Mr Right:
Of findin' a good man.

Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
To the momma's boys who can't make a stand.
Here's to the superficial players,
The I love ya too-soon-sayers,
If you hear me girls, raise your hand
Let's have a toast
Here's to findin' a good man.

Blind dates an' horror stories
Pushy gals and fast movers
let's dedicate this girl's night out,
to big-talkers, bad losers,
It's so hard findin' a good man

Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
to the momma's boy that can't make a stand
Here's to the superficial players
The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers
If you hear me girls raise your hand
lets have a toast
Here's to finding a good man

Julie, I know you want perfection
Angie, you want a listener
Lisa youir list is gettin long
and girls you know me: I just want a good kisser.

Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
to the momma's boy who can't make a stand
Here's to the superficial player'
The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers
If you hear me girls, raise your hand
Let's have a toast
Let's have a toast
Here's to findin' a good man.
Here's to findin' a good man.

This song is country and the singer is Danielle Peck from the CD Danielle Peck. She is a new artist and she is from Iowa. Got to cher on the locals!
She will be at the Iowa State Fair this Summer.

Since I am in my female brain do this mean when I get lost I have to stop and ask for directions?

Today is her retirement party, or in this case gathering.
I got a card for Norma, The card reads You kept your nose to the grind stone,
You have worked your butt off and even pulled out some of your hair, so
(open card) Take what body parts you have left and enjoy yourself.

I wrote this in her card.
Norma,
I may not know what I am driving,
don't always know where I am going.
Some say I don't know how to drive,
others don't want me to drive!
However if you ever want to ride along
find the bus I'm on,
You're always welcome to ride.

Then I signed it. Terry

Putting off everything tomorrow is Saturday!
Starting next week I will be working 4-10 hour days and having my Fridays off
so I will try to post Poets day on Thursday. It's nice having 3 day weekends all summer.

A lot of you seem to like doing Fun Fact Friday or FFF. So today I thought I might toss a few your way just to see if this is fun.

1. My best friends name is Terry.
No that's not me just talking to myself (I'm Gemini)

2. We meet in Kindergarten.
Shared lockers and hooks from K-12 grade.
Except for 6th grade when the teacher assigned lockers!

3. We were called the terrible T's by his parents!

4. Because of Terry I got my first girlfriend
Her name was Valerie. I could post a good blog about that.
Maybe next Friday?

5. Terry and I see each other once a year at the I -Cubs game.
I if for Iowa and the Cubs are the triple A team for Chicago Cubs.
That will be next Friday night June 9th

6. I can go to his parents house and still just walk in with out ringing the door bell or knocking. If they are not home i know where the key is.
One time I was home on leave from the Army, stopped in and used the key drank a beer. I wrote them a note sorry I missed you thanks for the beer.
They sent me a card later it said Thanks for stopping sorry we missed you and you are always welcome here. Make sure you help yourself to a beer.

Thats about all I have for today some didn't seem that much fun but a least you got to meet a friend of mine who we share the same name....

Today the last day of school, students went around and got people to sign there grade books. Only one person came up to me today and ask me to sign her book. The girls name is Holly, she was in 5th grade. I would run into her most of the time outside of school where ever the boy scouts were. She has two brothers and both are in scouts. For her nick name I would always call her boy scout. So she came up to me and ask me to sign her book and I said yes I would. She told me I could write anything I want. So I thought about it for a minute and wrote. Holly have a great summer, and Eat Peanuts!
Then I signed my name. She looked at me and smiled.
Her two brothers both play baseball and she would set by me at the games and help me my bag of peanuts. When the day was about over all the students had to tell who signed there book and what it said. Holly had a big smile on her face when she explained what and why I wrote what I did.
Some people remember what is written in there books, I wonder will she remember what I wrote in 25 plus years!
Do you remember what was written in your book?