I'm not running the bus on its normal route for today,
I am taking the bus over to visit Yuna at Final Fantasy,
Yuna posted a wonderful post for Hailey aka Mindpower and Decorous.
The post is called Be Strong and Fight Young Warrior.
Mindpower has been in the hospital for awhile, she even had to be placed on a feeding tube, so today get on the bus and ride over to Final Fantasy (listed at the bottom of blogs I like) and give a wish or a prayer to Hailey.......
Thank you.

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated jumped up and down, and
perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over

Reporters interviewed a 104 year-old woman, " And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reported asked. She simply replied "No peer pressure".

Just before the funeral services the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked. "How old was your husband?"
she replied, "98, two years older than me."
"So you're 96." the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?

An elderly women decieded to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?" " Then I'll be sure that my daughters visit me twice a week."

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still go it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".

I've tried to find a suitable exercise for a women my age, but they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty".

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up!

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.

The Senility Prayer: Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

I've gotten old! I've had tow bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees.
Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine. Take 40 different kinds of medications that make me dizzy, winded and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my drivers license!

A 97 year old man goes into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I want my sex drive lowered." "Sir," replied the doctor, "you're 97 don't you think your sex drive is all in your head?" "You're darn right it is!" replied the old man. "That's why I want it lowered!"

Call you up in the middle of the night
like a firefly without light
you were there like a blowtorch burning
I was a key that could use a little turning

So tired that I couldn't even sleep
so many secrets I couldn't keep
i promised myself I wouldn't weep
one more promise I couldn't keep

It seems no one can help me now
I'm in to deep; there's no way out
This time I have really led myself astray

runaway train, never going back
wrong way on a one-way track
seems like I should be getting somewhere
somehow I'm neither here nor there

Can you help me remember how to smile?
Make it somehow all seem worthwhile
how on earth did I get so jaded
life's mystery seems so faded

I can go where no one else can go
I know what no one else knows
here I am just a-drownin in the rain
with a ticket for a runaway train

And everything seems cut and dried
day and night, earth and sky
somehow I just don't believe it

Runaway train, never going back
wrong way on a one-way track
seems like I should be getting somewhere
somehow I'm neither here nor there

Bought a ticket for a runaway train
like a mad man laughing at the rain
a littlle out of touch, a little insane
it's just easier than dealing with the pain

Runaway train, never going back
wrong way on a one-way track
seems like I should be getting somewhere
somehow I'm neither here nor there

Runaway train, never coming back
runaway train, tearing up the track
runaway train, burning in my veins
I run away but it always seems the same..........

BUS= With out U,,,,,I'm just BS.

Here is what a teacher told me once.....
Go to college get you Associates degress ---it's AS (all shit)
Stay a little longer get your Bachelors degress-----it's BS( bull shit)
Might as well get your Masters.......MS (more shit)
since you have gone this far get your PHD (pile it higher and deeper)

Want a piece of ABC gum....already been chewed.
When someone's zipper is open....XYZ (examine your zipper)

A little boy once told me on the bus he wanted a 3B girl friend
so I asked what is a 3B girlfriend.
Blonde
Blue eyes
and Built

Do you know anyone with the last name Bates
You could call them Normen- Bates (phyco movie) or
Master-Bates.

Ask someone if they want a hurt donut?
If they answer yes hit them as hard as you can and say
hurt don't it!

I think I might have hit my head a little to hard on that last speed bump.

Window walkin' downtown, feelin, mighty good
and I noticed from the corner how all alone she stood
underneath the lamplight, an angel in disguise
lonely little runaway with teardrop eyes

Crazy little ragdoll, her hair was wild and tossed
and I put my arm around her, cause I knew that she was lost
she didn't seem to notice that anyone was near
'till suddenly she turned to me and whispered in my ear

Point me in the direction of Albuquerque
I want to go home, and help me get home
point me in the direction of Alburquerque
I need to get home, need to get home

Showed me a ticket for a Greyhound bus, her head was lost in time
she didn't know who or where she was
"and anyone that helps me is a real good friend of mine"
Real good friend of mine

Point me in the direction of Albuquerque
and help me get home, help me get home

Walked her to the station and kissed away the tears
knowing I'd remember her through all the coming years
Ragdoll on that Greyhound who waved with all her might
weeped against the window as the bus rolled out of sight

Point me in the direction of Albuquerque
I want to go home, and help me get home
point me in the dircetion of Albuquerque
I need to get home, need to get home

Point me in the direction of Albuquerque
I want to go home, and help me get home
point me in the direction of Albuqerque
I need to get home, need to get home

Just some more songs from the Partridge family.