Happy Easter very one....
Here is something for you to think about ........Hope you enjoy...

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1, He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure he was God.

But there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Itailian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with his meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all- 3 proofs that Jesus was a women
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

Have a Happy Easter!

With this being Good Friday and Easter this Sunday just thougth I would repost : The Atheist and the Bear

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees! What pwoerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bush behind him. As he turned to look, he saw a 7 foot Grizzly Bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw the bear was closing in on him. He tried to run even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically as he tried to run faster yet. But he tripped and fell to the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up and saw the bear right on top of him, raising a huge paw to kill him. At that instant he cried out, "Oh My God!"

Just then, time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. The river even stopped moving. A bright light shone upon the man, and a voice from the sky said "You deny me existence all these years, teach others that I don't exist, and even credit my creation to a "cosmic accident", and now you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a Believer?"

The atheist, ever so proud, looked into the light and said, "It would be rather hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but could you make the bear a Christian?"

"Very Well", said the Voice. As the light went out, the river ran, and the sounds of the forest continued. The bear put its paw down. The bear then brought both paws together, lowerd its head and said,
"Lord, I thank you for this food which I am about to receive."

Hope you have a great Good Friday!

I was told I have to tag four others....I am going to tag:
Yuna
Sherrena
Grandma Baba and Pet's Memo.....

Things I have heard and have not forgotten.......

1. " Wow is that real"?
That is a question or comment that guys would like women to say.
However I was in jr high and a high school girl named Jammie walked by and pulled my hair on my legs. Yes it was real and yes it hurt.

2. "Are you going to stand there and play with that thing all day long"
Being yelled at by a drill sergeant while in line to take a urine test.

3. "I am what I eat". I said it, right after my ex girl friends new boyfriend called me a pussy. They broke up a few days later.

4. "Fat man in a sheet" Had gone with a friend to a Buddist temple, my friend was Buddist and that is how he described Budda to me.....

5. "Get your butts out of your heads." I was a squad leader during a leadership course and I said it backwards and half the guys started laughing, instead of getting mad I asked what was funny. They told me what I had said, so I say we are so bad I can't even yell at you right. We had a good laugh, gave us a change of attitude.

So after we get done playing tag, does anyone want to play a game of spin the bottle?

1, FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in FINE.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

6. That's ok: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to thank long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A women thanking you, do not quesion it or faint. Just say you're welcome

8. Whateever: Is a women't way of saying F---You!.

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a women has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong?". For womens response refer to #3.

I will be driving bus 7 (Mason) everyday until April 23, then he goes back to the doctor then he will be gone 4 days. Then we will wait and see if I have to drive him on April 30th.
I like driving bus 7 and I don't mind doing the lift, but on April 30th I hope I don't have to drive bus 7 (Mason) anymore. I would like to see him getting out of his wheel chair but if the doctors want him in his chair longer well then bus 7 (Mason) it will be.
He is in second grade and now he is startiing to talk to me a little more.....
It's about time for me to go pick up Mason, see you all done the road...