Email.....
Dear Busman,
Hello I am not sure what could I write for the first time, I am sending my photos
I have many photos, sorry I don't have any professional ones, just usual photos.
Just let me know and I can send you more pics.
I am looking forward to visting your country and would like to find a man over there who would be interested in me. I'm 26 years old, hope my age is ok for you. My height is 5.6
I hope I am your type of girl, not sure if you like my Slavic appearance. I don't have a boy friend and I am looking for a serious relationship, I want a friend, a lover and more....
Next Email.....
It's me again, I am a one winged angel here on earth looking for another. Who will share his wing with me, and hold on to me so we can fly to the most high places.
Thought I would write you again, send some more pictures, please write and tell me more about you. What are your hobbies and things you like and hate. Write me and I will tell you more about me.
With Love and all my Heart..... Exaterina
After getting two emails from her, not sure how she even got my email address,
Thought about writing her back...
Dear Exaterina....
Let me tell you about myself, First I have a few miles under me and I am kind of old.
I'm 11 feet tall, weight it over 2300 pounds. I am strong for I can carry up 77 people at once. I am yellow, with black stripes. If you are the right one, you may sit on my seat, and my service will be at your feet. Your hands can grip my love handles and you can control my very direction. If you push my buttons you will make me light up. I hope you like to travel for I was made to run the roads.....and just a little note on the personal side
under my hood, I have a dip stick that likes to be checked from time to time.
With Love and Oil, Thebus from Iowa, USA.
P.S. My your smile always be seen in my nine mirrors.....

Happy Anniversay to myself! No one else around here is going to tell me it so I might as well tell it to myself.
Today is my 5th Anniversary, I got my CDL 5 years ago so I could drive a school bus.
In honor of my event, not really but that sounded good, I have been picked by Department of Transpertation, to do a randon drug and alcohol test. I have to take a breath test for the alcohol and a pee test for drugs. I wonder how much mouth wash it would take to register on the breath test?
Talking about the pee test. I was 22 years old, was in the Army, hadn't been home in over two years on leave. I went home for two weeks, growing up in Iowa its not uncommon for people to grow gardens and can there stuff. It's not a real can you preserve it in a glass jar.
Some of the things I love that we canned, is pickel beets and lime pickels. I will not buy beets of any kind at a store, they don't taste right. So here I am on leave for two weeks.
My mom has a lot of beets, seems like I eat the most. For the next two weeks I was eating a lot of pickel beets. I would take the juice that was left over from a jar and pour it on to a pile of cottage cheese. It's great and I recommend you try it. My mom said that I could take some of the beets back to base if I wanted to, but I didn't have no place to keep them.
So I just enjoyed eating them at home.
My two weeks were up, back to the base I go. I get signed in around 11:45 that night.
I had until midnight before I was late. Didn't want to get back any sooner than I had to.
At 4:30 am we are all woke up by the friendly MP's and the drug dogs. Told to stay in bed while the dogs do there search. Once given the all clear, we then get ready for the day by once getting dressed to go stand in line to do, you got it a pee test. These are both done at random.
Back to the pickel beets, remember they are dark red, keep that in mind
So there I am standing in line, haven't peed yet today because I wanted to pee in the cup.
Finally it's my turn, I go to the restroom, take the lid off the cup, pull down my pants,
oh by the way there is a person in there to monitor everything to make sure you do not tamper with the pee test. I go pee, and wouldn't you know it, my pee was red. Not a dark red but red. I pulled up my pants, put the lid on the sample, set it down above the sink to wash my hand. The person doing the monitoring is just stairing at my sample. He points to it and says " that's not right".
I take my sample and go to the desk to turn it in, the person collecting the sample looks at it, says " is there something wrong with you"? Of course he says it loud enough to get everyone's attention. The First Seragent comes over picks up my sample, looks at me, go to my office. I see him put my sample back to be collected, then follows me to his office.
I was told that I had tampered with my pee test, the guy who did the monitoring at the time, was in the office as well. He was asked if I had tampered with my pee. The guy said he didn't see anything. Then the he calls in some MP's. So the MP's come in and I am some what arrested. They even read my my right's put the cuffs on me and take me to the hospital. Once at the hospital I have to take another pee sample. Having my rights read to me and having the cuffs put on me, yep I had no problem giving up another sample.
Then they drew blood into a needle. One doctor came in and asked all types of questions about my health, how long had there been red in my pee, thinking it was blood. Told him just this morning was the first time. There was a large amount of viniger in my pee sample and viniger is used to tamper with pee test so we took blood because it will show up there. So I did a bunch of tests to see if anything might be wrong that would cause blood to be in my pee. The next doctor comes in, looks at my sample,
looks at what the other doctor wrote, had the pee test results, looks at me and says we are waiting for the blood test to come back, that will tell us if you are on drugs. He looked at my sample of pee again, then smiles where are you from? I reply Iowa.
He asked me when was the last time I was there, Told him I just got back from leave the night before and was there two weeks. Did you eat a lot of pickel beets? I replied yes.
I will come back and see you when the blood test comes back.
He come back in about an hour, blood test is fine.
Then he goes this is just to damn funny, everyone is thinking you have something wrong with you or you cheated on you pee test. He wrote up some fancy name on a piece of paper and gave me three days of bed rest, after the third day I could return to work and enjoy my long nap. His findings were I was suffering from what ever he wrote on the pad and that I tested negative for all drugs and in no way did I tamper with my pee test.
Since that time I have never eaten enough beets to make my pee to red.

To day is national "ask a stupid question day."
I know we all have heard stupid questions at least sometime, or maybe even been the one to ask a stupid question? Go ahead leave a comment of a studid question you have heard, or better yet go ahead ask a stupid question.
Ever heard the saying "there is no dumb question". I just chuckle and say yeah right.
I guess there has been so many stupid questions that know we get to set a whole day a side for stupid question.

And in honor of stupid question day, I thinking I'm going to ask a question, that on most days would get me slapped..... Can I see you naked?
Just remember its ask a stupid question day..

Last night to little boys, came up to me and said that Ali was kissing them.
I looked at the first boy, and said Ali kissed you? Yeah, more than once, she kissed me on my hand, my cheek. I asked the second little boy, Did Ali kiss you? Yep, she kissed me on the lips, First little boy guys, yuck that's gross. Second little boy agrees, that being kissed by a girl is just gross. So I asked them to tell me who Ali is. Told them I would talk to her.
There she is, I tell them ok and that I will talk to her. Ali, is about is 3ft tall, She is 5 years old, I guess not much over thirty pounds. Long blonde curly hair. Goes to her shoulders. Some of the bluest eyes I have ever seen. I go are you Ali, with a smile she says yes. I ask are you kissing the boys, with a big smile, yeah because I like it! Told her have a good evening. She smiled and said thanks.
The two boys should just shut up and enjoy, I would love to have a cute young blonde give me some kisses, (18 or older) is know younger since I am twice that agee

that I forgot to put on yesterdays post.
If you go to work naked, you won't have to worry about what you are going to wear to work.
Naked football games? I go to watch the cheerleaders anyway.