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Thursday April 17, 2008
Now that I got everyone's attention, I am putting or trying to put myself in the right frame of mind before I post this. Here are the words to The Woman Song.
I am women, hear me roar, if you don't open my door I can do anything that a man can do, but I don't have too Oh the female sex has a lot more class Unless we're looking at a male stripper's ass I'm a twenty-first century gal, but I can't set my VCR
Well I am not your hooker, but your still going to pay Cause sex is a special thing and a darn good weapon Because my body belongs to me Until I get dinner, and a movie I don't sleep around, until I do a credit check
And I have a mind of my own, which I change every two seconds And I'm not afraid to ask for directions cause I can't read a map And I stand behind my man So I can nag hime as much as I can And I can fight in combat but I can't kill a spider
And I never tell a lie, but will fake an orgasm Cause I am the real McCoy, except for my boobs and my face But I still get hot and sweaty for the opening of a new show store And I am very proud of my age, which is none of your freakin' business.
The Women Song! Hope you all enjoyed this for now I think I want a cold drink and see something naked....
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Wednesday April 16, 2008
I refrer to things in the past as "back in the day".... Older bloggers like my self find our selfs thinking back in time. A time long or not so long ago, back before there was blogstream. If you didn't live near by you were long distance.
There is a song, called a different world. You can find it on cmt.com under Bucky Covington. But here are the lyrics, might make some of you think a little bit...
We were born to mothers who smoked and drank Our cribs were covered in lead based paint No child proof lids no seat belts in cars Rode Bikes with no helmets and still here we are, still here we are We got daddy's belt when we misbehaved Had three TV channels you got up to change No video games and no satellite All we had were friends and they were outside, playin' outside
It was a different life When we were boys and girls Not just a different time It was a different world
School always started the same everyday The pledge of allegiance then someone would pray Not every kid made the team when they tried We got disappointed and that was all right. we turned out all right.
It was a different life When we were boys and girls Not just a different time It was a different world
No bottle water, we drank from a garden hose and every Sunday, all the stores were closed
It was a different life When we were boys and girls Not just a different time It was a different world.
If you see Bucky I don't think he is old enough to fully understand what he sang about. He's not that old. IF you could build a time machine and could go back in time would you?
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Tuesday April 15, 2008
BOLD WORDS IS WHAT THE MEN THINK AND SAY...... small words are the truth
I DON'T TAKE CRAP FROM ANYBODY!........else but you. I WEAR THE PANTS AROUND HERE!.......when I'm finished with your laundry 'CAUSE I'M THE GUY YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT! WHEN I SAY "JUMP" YOU....say "yeah right". I AM THE MAN OF THE HOUSE!....until you get home WHAT I SAY GOES AROUND HERE!....right out the window AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A LOT OF WHINING!.....so I'll shut up. THE SOONER YOU LEARN WHO IS BOSS AROUND HERE!....the sooner you can give me orders, dear 'CAUSE I AM THE HEAD HONCHO!.......but it's all in my head. AND I CAN HAVE SEX ANY TIME....that you want. 'CAUSE I'M A MAN WITH NEEDS!......but they're not important AND DON'T EXPECT FLOWERS FROM ME!.....because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. I'M THE KING OF THE CASTLE....when you're not around AND I WILL DRINK AND WATCH SPORTS WHEN EVER I WANT.....to get into trouble AND I WILL COME HOMW WHEN I AM GOOD AND READY.....to sleep on the couch BECASUE A MAN'S GOT TO DO WHAT A MAN'S GOT TO DO!....and I'm going to do what you tell me todo. BECAUSE I'M TOP DOG AROUND HERE!....but I've been neutered
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