Sorry I have been gone for awhile, bus blew a tire and ended up needing some work done. I tried to patch the whole with duck tape.
But it quacked off, that made me turn the bus into the ditch and made the front bumper fall off. Tried to put it back on with some chicken wire. Did someone say chicken and they ate the wire.
Opened a big bag of rubberbands made a ball of bands for the tire and straped enough on to make a rubber bumber.
On my way back to the shop my brakes failed, ok I might have been going a little too fast and failed to stop, ran into the back end of the truck.
With all the rubber from the bands it shot the bus into the air as if it where shot from a sling shot, I had a perfect 10 for a landing. On a scale of 1 to 10 I might be off by a few hundered points. I got back on the road just to notice that none of my head lights worked, so I stopped at wal-mart and bought some flashlight to strap on to bus to make it look like I have headlights.
As I pulled into the shop my mirrors fell off, when I picked one up and looked at myself in the mirror, it broke. Couldn't handle something that good looking. After duck tapeing the mirror back togeather got it straped on to the bus I pulled the bus forward into the bus barn just to realize that the door was shut, so once again I felt like the bus was being shot thew the air like flying out of a sling shot. The duck on the mirrors flew away, the flashlights needs batteries to work, the tire unwrapped and the bumper shot the rubberbands back at me.
I gave up and walked away from the bus........that really happened
doesn't it sound better than if I said I blew a knee and have been off me feet for over a week, who would believe something like that.