Thanks for asking, "Where's the bus?"
Just so you know, I am not on the toilet wondering how the roll of toilet paper is to unroll. Also I am not singing in the shower, or anything else in the shower. I haven't been gone do to computer or computer operator problems.
As far as I can tell both are working just fine.
I have been keeping track of post and post updates and comments, I will try to get caught up soon.
A friend of mine, yes I do have one or two of them in real life, and that is only on the days that they are willing to claim me.
My friend Dave is over in Iraq. Before he left to go over sea's he was in the process of building a house for him and his family. His wife and three girls.
The plans were the house would get finished sometime in November, and he was to return sometime in January. They would have until March 1st to move out of there place,,,There are laws that protect Military people in their leases when the deploy but I'm not going to get into all that.
The house didn't get finished in November, It got finshed last week. Dave unit has been extended to stay in Iraq....Sounds like July or August before he will get back.
However to save money it would be best for the girls to move into the house by March 1st. So the busman has been moving Dave and his family. However to add one more little twist this weekend we are in for a nasty storm.
Last night we hand a thunderstorm, hail, ice, snow and a down pour of rain.
This morning we have light rain, with some light ice. Expecting 1/2 inch or more in ice, then 4-6 inches of snow tonight plus more snow and wind for Sunday, so we made a mad push last week to get the girls moved in before this weekend. Needless to say they got the security deposit back yesterday.
So once this storm goes by I will have plenty of snow and ice removel todo.
I will be out in this stuff tonight, or early Sunday morning doing my Sunday motor route for the paper. I think that's about it, think today will be a good day to set around and watch the weather for tomorrow I will be back at it,
See you all around soon, take care.

It's Valentines Day and David hung onto his envelope of Valentines Day cards that he was taking to school that day for the big party. Valentines Day was all David talked about for the past several weeks, as David's mom dropped him off ,she could see how happy he was carring his envelope full of Valentines Day cards.
As she pulled away she began to worry, David made all his cards with construction paper, glue and tape. She caught him staying up late and getting up early just to work on his cards. He didn't want anyone to help, he was going to do it all by himself. More than once she had heard David complain that this one wasn't good enough. You see he only wanted to make them best that he could.
When she got to work, she began to worry even more, she was worried that David was going to be disappointed, not at what he had done, but what the others might do. See David was different, David was slow. David never talked about having any friends. She had been called by the school several times after someone had picked on David. More than once the school thought David should be put into special education. Would they pick on him today, on Valentines day, the day of love.
The day final came to an end and as she drove to pick up David, she began to think of things to try to say make everything better. Maybe she would ask him what he wanted to eat for dinner, and make it for him. Thought she would take him out to eat, let him pick where they would go. Maybe go shopping and let him pick out a special toy.
When she got to the school, there David sat on the bench, his head was bent down and turning side to side as to be saying no. His envelope was torn and looked to be empty. Her heart sank as she could only guess at Davids disapointment. All his work and he didn't get a card. She pulled up and David walked to the car, with envelope in hand and looking down at the ground.
David tossed his stuff in the seat by his mom, David got in shut the door and put on his seat belt. David reached over and grabbed his envelope and while looking down at it he put his hand it as if he was hoping that someone somehow put a card in it. As David was turning his head from side to side as to be saying no, She could hear him say, "No, not one."
As she began to fight back the tears, she was trying to find the words to say, when David pulled out one Valentine Card and turned to his mom with a big smile on his face and handed it to her, the card read TO Mommy, Love David.
As she took the card from David, David said, "No, Not One. I gave every one a card, No not one did I forget......

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting,
Just the other day a women said that my husband and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said,
"Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my husband called him a shithead.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
We just try to have fun each day.........

Just a few things to think about,
If someone you know is going to try chicken for the first time, do you tell them it tastes like chicken?
What about cloned chicken. "Chicken, it tastes just like chicken."

Warning labels: when you read one you know sometime or another someone did what the warning label is telling them not to do, that's why they need the warning label.

I read a warining label Sunday while watching the Superbowl,
My jar of peanuts had the warning....may contain peanuts. I hope so because that's what I'm trying to eat. So if my jar of peanuts don't have peanuts in it, then I got to wonder who took my nuts!

One day a man walk's into a new restaurant that just had opened.
This man was up to trying something new.
He goes into the restaurant and is seated right away, and is the menu is already on the table. This man reads over the menu and see's a note that says "daily special" fried rabbit.
When the waiter comes back, he asks are you ready to order?
The man says "I have a question first"
Waiter says"ok, go ahead and ask."
"i have never had rabbit before, what does it taste like"? asked the man.
The waiter smiled as he answered, "It taste like chicken.

A week later the same man enters the same restaurant, and is taken to the same table and he gets the same waiter. Again there is a daily special.
This time the daily special is duck.
Once again when the waiter asked if he was ready to order the man said that he had a question, he wanted to know what duck taste like. Once again with a smile the waiter said it would taste like chicken.

A week later, the same man enters the same restaurant, and is taken to the same table and gets the same waiter. Again there is a daily special, but this time it is turtle and once again the man has to ask what does turtle taste like and once again with a smile the waiter says it tastes like chicken.

A week later, the same man enters the same restaurant, and is taken to the same table and gets the same waiter. Again there is a daily special, but this time it is pheasant and once again the man has to ask what does pheasant taste like. And agian he is told by the waiter with a smile on his face it tastes like chicken.

A week later, the same man enters the same restaurant and is taken to the same table and gets the same waiter. Again there is a daily special, but this time it's squirrel. This time as the waiter comes to the table the man says I have a question. The waiter looks at him with a smile, and says "the squirrel tastes like chicken. The man says " Thank you, but that's not the question I was going to ask. I want to know if everything taste like chicken, then why don't you just kill the damn chicken?"