George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

" I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, what ever happend to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they
will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "Ok, where were we? Oh, that's right:
question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?

"Actually, I have 6 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are you worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all American's don't have health insurance?
Fivth. why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

Friday was the National Day to make a New Friend. I was busy yesterday so today I am making it Make a New Friend on Blogstream Day. I tagged Angie from 4 kids I must be nuts to see if we will become blogging friends. I picked because of some of the nice comments that I have seen her write on other peoples blog. Plus I like the title of her blog, kids and school buses go hand in hand. Without kids I wouldn't be able to drive a school bus.
So I left a comment on her last post, and signed her guest book. As soon as I finish writing this I am going to send her another message telling her that I wrote about her in my post, we will see if she comes over and rides the bus.
All I can do is try to make a new friend on make a new friend day.

Speaking of friends, one can not forget the one's he already has...so here's to my friends.......

Thank you for being a friend
traveled down the road and back again
your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
my hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

and if you threw a party
invited everyone you knew
you would see me, the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend

Thank you for being a friend
thank you for being a friend
thank you for being a friend

if it's a car you lack
I'd surely by you a cadillac
whatever you need, anytime of the day or night

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
my hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And when we both get older
with walking canes and hair of gray
have no fear, even though it's hard to hear
I will stand real close and say
Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend

And when we die and float away
into the night, the Milky Way
you'll hear me call, as we ascend
I'll see you there, then once again
Thank you for being a friend

Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Whoa, tell you about a friend
(thank you righ now, for being a friend
I wanna tell you right now, and tell you again
Thank you for being a friend

Song: Thank you for Being a Friend BY: Andrew Gold

THANK YOU and go out and make a new friend!

might even leave a mark.

Winter came this weekend, started with some rain, turning to snow.
We got about 6" total. Schools delayed in the morning and a couple did cancelled for the day. Then came some cold air. Monday the low was 5 below zero, warmed up to the teens, Tuesday we started the day at 3 below zero, high temp got to the high teens. Today we started this morning at 3 above. High temps later today should be in the low 20's. So everything outside is cold and frozen,

In the last two days we had three kids, that's right three kids.
One decieded to kiss a frosted window on a bus, her bottom lip got stuck on the bottom metal window frame. She tore off part of her bottem lip, that got to hurt.

A boy decided to lick a metal post of a fense, got part of his tongue and lip stuck, got lucky and didn't leave any skin behind. Once again that got to hurt.

The last one I don't know what he did, but he lost a good piece of his tongue,
they called his parents and sent him home so he could go to the doctor. That hurt and it's going to leave a mark.

This morning there is frost on the flag pole, and with the flag out it looks like a giant bomb pop. I love bomb pops! I think I am going to go have a few licks of the flag pole.
Maybe I will kiss it first

Just Stuff....

I been very busy, been working in a crawl space we call a tunnel. It goes under the school building. I have a water boiler and so I have water lines that run up and down the tunnel. I have a water pump for every classroom. I had a pump go bad right after the holidays, so we went down in the tunnel to fix.
I replaced one pump and you could tell another one was going bad so we replaced it. Found a small water leak and got it fixed. Then replaced light bulbs that have been burning out in the tunnel. The greesed all the pumps that were in the tunnels. I have a small cart that I roll around on down in the tunnel. It's been very hot and dirty work so haven't felt like being on the computer much. I have been reading peoples post and leaving comments.

With the holidays came the football over dose, I don't watch many games during the season but with playoffs and bowl game and food its easy to watch to much tube. Seahawks are in the playoffs, won the first game against the Cowboys, Playing Chicago on Sunday....we are expecting about a foot of snow here over the weekend......good time to set down and watch tv because once its done snowing,,,,,I will have a lot of snow to move.

By now 1/3 of all new years resolutions have been broken, mine can't really be broken, but it still hasn't happend yet. If you don't know what my resolution is just go look at my post Happy New Year or something like that anyway.

A few bus drivers have changed buses and so my schedule on the buses has changed a lot, There are days like to day I am not sure what bus or route I am driving I just know I wil be driving something.

Girl Scouts are selling cookies! Yum Yum. I got to get me a couple dozen or so. I buy box of cookies for each girl that asks me, last year I had 6 boxes of cookies. I think I am revealing my true self here....yep I could pass for the Cookie Monster on Seaseme Street.

Dixie seems to be the only one that talked about the toilet paper needs to go over the top, so I put the roll on going over the top. At least its a full roll for now,

I think that's about all the stuff I have for now, Even when I'm not posting I always read the comment and private messages you all send, and I will try to get back to you as soon as I can.

It's Friday and I hope you all have a great weekend. If you are a Bears fan, come Monday I hope to tell you better luck next year.

Why 2007 should be the "Year of the Toilet". The Chinese New Year has a goat, pig, dog, cat, and many others so why not have "A year of the Toilet"?
Here are a few reason why we need "The year of the Toilet."

Royalty:
The Toilet Seat has been called "A Thrown". Paint it gold and you will have a golden thrown.

Education:
There is no better place to sit and read, look at pictures and do something else, while on the Toilet Seat.

Power:
Yes that's right I said Power. It's all in the flush, and if your Toilet is your thrown then you have a royal flush. If you don't want to go that far, you can always yell as you flush "Bombs Away".

Comedy:
We all like a few Butt jokes from time to time. Awh, crap I can see this going to the pooper already

Arguments:
Sorry guys we loose this one. A women will always claim " Your so lazy- You never put the seat down"! Always remember women will recall this, not just from today or yesterday. They can and will bring it up from last week, last month, and even Years later. Yet to find out how far back they can go.

Radio:
The Toilet even makes a good discussion on the radio. Every Thursday one of our stations has what they call the "Ladies room". There topics change from week to week. The last one that I got to listen to was on Toilet Paper.
When properly replacing a roll of Toilet Paper, does it unroll over the top of the roll or does it unroll by going under the roll?

Relationships:
The Toilet is the cause of all break ups. Here's your proof.
Guy goes into the restroom, not more than 5 minutes later she will go in and check it. First thing they look at is the seat. Is it down or up? Does the roll of Toilet Paper unroll correctly? If the seat is down is it dry . If the seat is up they will look at everything as an excuse to break up with you. It's just the beginning....and after the break up she will always claim "there was something I didn't like about him".
Then on the other hand, she could be out with her girlfriends and they talk about you. You are nothing but a cheat, your cheap, and you are afraid of commentment, then she will say, yeah but he puts the seat down....
Then they all agree you are a keeper.

Love:
There is nothing that tells a women you love her more than putting the seat down. This is better than flower, chocolate, and even diamonds. Guys this is how you win the women over. After going put the seat down, or better yet just set down to go. Yes guys we can pee setting down.
Here's a tip. Pull down your pants, place hand between legs, push down on the little thing between your legs and pee. Stand up and you did it.
Don't forget to wash your hands. There is a little red light above the bathroom door that only women can see and when it flashes it means you didn't wash your hands.

Element of surprise:
Nothing surprises women more than the Toilet Seat being down and dry The unrolling of the Toilet Paper is a bonus.
Women can surprise men here as well. Take the lid and wrap it in duck tape.
Duck tape is warmer than a cold Toilet Seat.
The man will think, This women has duck tape and know's how to use it, Or you just scared the crap out of him because he know thinks you are more of a man than he is.

I just gave you several reason why 2007 should be the "Year of the Toilet"
Let's skip that and get to the stink of the matter.

1. Put the lid down, don't be like the Christian stand up comedian Brad Stine
who says " Guys must tell the girls the rules - If the Toilet Seat is up put it down. Guys this just leads to lost arguments later

2. When you go to the Bathroom today, and you sit down on your thrown, You will have time to think, as your Butt warms up the seat, you will wonder
First does the busman really put down the seat? But what was the true meaning of his post? Does he really want the "Year of the Toilet"?

Here's the meaning.....
Does the Toilet Paper unroll over the top of the roll or the bottom of the roll?
That is the question of my post. Please answer this question so I know the proper way of changing the roll of Toilet Paper
That way I can put the Toilet paper on the roll and get off the can and get something else done today.....
HERE ME FLUSH,