Call you up in the middle of the night
like a firefly without light
you were there like a blowtorch burning
I was a key that could use a little turning

So tired that I couldn't even sleep
so many secrets I couldn't keep
i promised myself I wouldn't weep
one more promise I couldn't keep

It seems no one can help me now
I'm in to deep; there's no way out
This time I have really led myself astray

runaway train, never going back
wrong way on a one-way track
seems like I should be getting somewhere
somehow I'm neither here nor there

Can you help me remember how to smile?
Make it somehow all seem worthwhile
how on earth did I get so jaded
life's mystery seems so faded

I can go where no one else can go
I know what no one else knows
here I am just a-drownin in the rain
with a ticket for a runaway train

And everything seems cut and dried
day and night, earth and sky
somehow I just don't believe it

Runaway train, never going back
wrong way on a one-way track
seems like I should be getting somewhere
somehow I'm neither here nor there

Bought a ticket for a runaway train
like a mad man laughing at the rain
a littlle out of touch, a little insane
it's just easier than dealing with the pain

Runaway train, never going back
wrong way on a one-way track
seems like I should be getting somewhere
somehow I'm neither here nor there

Runaway train, never coming back
runaway train, tearing up the track
runaway train, burning in my veins
I run away but it always seems the same..........

BUS= With out U,,,,,I'm just BS.

Here is what a teacher told me once.....
Go to college get you Associates degress ---it's AS (all shit)
Stay a little longer get your Bachelors degress-----it's BS( bull shit)
Might as well get your Masters.......MS (more shit)
since you have gone this far get your PHD (pile it higher and deeper)

Want a piece of ABC gum....already been chewed.
When someone's zipper is open....XYZ (examine your zipper)

A little boy once told me on the bus he wanted a 3B girl friend
so I asked what is a 3B girlfriend.
Blonde
Blue eyes
and Built

Do you know anyone with the last name Bates
You could call them Normen- Bates (phyco movie) or
Master-Bates.

Ask someone if they want a hurt donut?
If they answer yes hit them as hard as you can and say
hurt don't it!

I think I might have hit my head a little to hard on that last speed bump.