FIRTS HAPPY POETS DAY.

SECOND; I GOT BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got a good one here for you, most of you will remember this one but wait there is a catch. You got to read the bottom of this post.

AC/DC BIG BALLS
I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've Got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
and they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
and she's got big balls
But we got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
and everyone cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
great balls of fire

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
and they're such big balls
dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
and she's got big balls
But we got the biggest balls of them all

Some balls are held for charity
and some for fancy dress
but when they are held for pleasure
they're the balls I like best
My balls are always bouncing
to the left and to the right
its my belief that my big balls
should be held every night

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
and they're such big balls
dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
ans she's got big balls
But we got the biggest balls of them all.

I title of this posts says I got balls not I got big balls,
I changed my underwear from my mine post
I am wearing baseballs
So for today I can say I GOT BALLS.
Happy poets day!

BLACK BLACK BLACK
BOXERS, BLACK,

There I just told you mine!
That's right I just told you my underwear

WHY?
I was on someone's blog and I thought I would remember who's and I can't.
Sorry You answered a few questions and it would tell you what color of underwear you should wear. Mine said my color of underwear is green, so I went and check
There not green there black boxers with a lot of smiles on them!

I told you mine now tell me yours! Have some fun and if you know the site I'm talking about please let me know

I need to bring you up to date........Earlier posts
THURSDAY APRIL 13
bombs away my friend
Yesterday at 7:00am I parked my car to start my day at work. When I went to leave at 3:00 to go get my bus I noticed I had a Robin who built her nest on my back tire, I had a few minutes so I looked at the nest and it was in there pretty good. She had to be busy to build her nest that fast. I took the nest out of the tire put in on the ground the whole time she was looking at me.
I told her I was sorry then I drove off. If birds had news I would be headline news. It would be something like expecting mother homeless after stange man ruined home. Worse yet I might make the cover of worm magazine.
Today I parked my car in the same spot i can't help wonder if my car now has a target on it for birds to bomb. Call out the Bird Air National Guard and bomb my car. I wrecked your home now bombs away its only fair.

FRIDAY APRIL 14
The nest
The nest has been picked apart. Very little of it remains. It's been two days since I moved the nest and still no bombs from the Bird Air National Guard.
I wonder if they are plotting against me? Maybe they are getting some allies.
Calling all birds, calling all birds we would like to join forces to bomb the crap out of busmanterry. There building there forces and loading there butts.

MONDAY MAY 8
It has been almost a month now, I thought maybe she forgave me.
But today I found out that there butts were full and I must have had one huge target on my car. My car was hit 8 times, I could not confirm any misses they all hit the car. Good shotting my friends! Do you think she waited until her eggs hatched and she and her kids had bombing lessons on my car?
Are they done or are we just getting started!

It was home coming my Sr year of high school. All week long windows were being soaped and trees had toilet paper in them. Thursday night was the cook out and pep rally. The football game and dance on Friday night
Thursday I got a phone call from my Grandma she wanted to know if I could clean her windows because they had been soaped, told her I could do it on Sat. So Sat morning I got up early, I knew I had some work ahead of me.
I got started and around 10:30 Grandma told me she was going inside to fix lunch. A little after noon I went inside ate lunch, we had fried chicken and mashed potatoes. It would be right if I didn't say my Grandma cooks the best fried chicken. After lunch I went back to work on the windows, after Grandma did the dishes she came back outside to talk while I worked. I finished late afternoon, I put everything away and went inside. When I was getting ready to go she asked me what she owed me and I told her nothing. I am going to pay you something since you worked all day, I told her I didn't want anything.
She tried to hand me a 10 dollar bill (if I wanted more she would have payed me more) I told her with a big smile on my face I wasn't going to take. Now she was getting a little upset with me and said I had to take something, by this time I was smiling bigger. She aske me why I didn't want anything for cleaning her windows. I told her I couldn't take anything for cleaning the windows because I was the one who soaped them in the first place.
She smiled at me when she saw me almost laughing, Why did you do it I asked. I told her that I knew she would ask me to clean her windows and that gave me a reason to visit with her all day. Then she snapped at me
You're just like your Grandpa. I don't know if that was good or bad and I have never asked. She told I could come back anytime and I didn't have to wash her windows.

No I won't sing, dance or even play a musical instrument......
When you buy your tour bus, You will need a bus driver....
I think it would be fun to hit the open road travel from city to city.
There was a country singer not to long ago got a country music award and thank his bus driver, He said that his bus driver was his superman!