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 This was fun.....
 

You must check out Lie-day Fun Facts at Venus Vexed posted by SixFootBlonde. I had so much fun with it I decieded that I would put my comments that I added to her post here. I am add a few things here as I go.

My confession..........
I'm really a superhero........Superman. This is a double secret.
You see I was to be called busman but when I wore BM on my chest it went to the toilet real fast. Also I was to change in the bathroom, that didn't flush real well with some. We changed my name to Superman. I get to wear a big S.
I don't need to watch SIX dance I have xxx rated vision, this got played down because we where afraid that movie goers might get offended if they saw what I was looking at. Here's looking at you SIX

Yes I had to go back, Clark Kent was mad because I didn't mention him. The hard part about being Superman is changing back to Clark, I'm always misplaceing the glasses. My xxx vision doesn't help me find them.
This next part is top secret.....Please don't tell
There is problems at Super Friends Headquarters......
Wonderwomen claims that I have been looking at her with my xxx vision.
I told her I wasn't. The first thing that I look at is the eyes. She then asked me what color are her eyes......Busted I couldn't tell her because I have never been able to look at her eyes...
Did you know that Batman won't let me drive the batmobile?
Ok, Ok, Don't ask why I let people shot me with bullets, then when the gun is empty the throw it at me and I duck.....Told you not to ask.
The first time I couldn't find a phone both to change into I ran into the revolving doors. I ran so fast that I got dizzy (don't tell it doesn't look good). I then wup up on Lex and hauled his butt to jail. It was there that I noticed people looking at me and pointing. Then I looked down and saw that my underwear was on the outside of my cloths I reacted quickly by saying that Superman was on vacation and I was filling in for him. I'm Captian Underpants!
I ask that you please don't tell Ms Lane about my eyes checking out Wonderwomen. Thanks that's our secret

To really understand this post go check out Venus Vexed. Then make your confession with her. Thanks
Posted by busmanterry at 7:56 PM - 3 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 sleeping beauty
 

I was driving my bus last night was just pulling up to the bus garage, stopped the bus, filled out the paper work. Grabbed the broom to weep out the bus and to do a last check of the inside of the bus. I got back near the end of the bus, there she was sleeping on the second seat from the end.
I thought to myself how did I miss her, I always look for kindergartners. I didn't even see her get on. I looked for her when I got close to her house, didn't see her so I went on and no one said anything. But there she was sleeping on the seat. I put the broom away and started the bus, I was going to take her home.
As I pulled out to leave another bus pulled in. The other driver was Barb and she radioed me. Where are you going and I told her I had a little one sleeping on the bus and I was going to take her home.
I told Barb the girls name and she said that she knew them and would give them a call and would let them know I was on my way. Chances are the girls parents where calling the school but on a Friday no ones stays late.
I drove to her house it's not that far, as I pulled up there was Mom on her cell phone. She told me that she had just talked to Barb, and she knew I was on my way. She also told me that she didn't see me go by so she hadn't started worring to bad until it was getting close to 1/2 past the time she should have been dropped off. She had tried calling the school but got no anwser.
Told her I was sorry I didn't mean to scare her. I told her that sleeping beauty was near the back. Sleeping beauty woke up just as Mom got close and she yelled Mom what are you doing on my bus!
Mom replied I came to wake my sleeping beauty.
Posted by busmanterry at 9:47 AM - 7 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 P.O.E.T.S. day again
 

This may post with Thursday date so I may be early.
I have alot going on Tomorrow so thought I would post POETS DAY early.
P is for Put
O is for Off
E is for Everything
T is for Tomorrow is
S is for Saturday

Here is a little song that I hear once in awhile, hope you like

It's gonna be a great day

Took a shower this morning
There was hot water left!
I think it's going to be a great day

There was a brand new bar of soad in there
Not just a little chicklet
I think it's going to be a great day

My kid got suspended...
Not arrested!
I think it's going to be a great day

Ran out of toilet paper
But there's plenty of coffee filters
I think it's going to be a great day

My rent is late
But my wife isn't
I think it's gonna be a great day

My wife is schizophrenic
I finally had a threesome!
I think it's going to be a great day

Went to the supermarket
The person in front of me had American money
I think it's going to be a great day

I was in the frozen food isle
There was a woman in there with no bra on
I think it's going to be a great day

Had to call a plumber..
His shirt was all tucked in in the back!
I think it's going to be a great day

I saw an athlete talking on television
I understood him!
I think it's going to be a great day

My car was stolen
Ha! Ha! has no breaks!
I think it's going to be a great day

My wife's not talking to me
Waaa-waaa-waaa
I think it's going to be a great day! Song by Sean Morey

Have a great Poets day
Posted by busmanterry at 11:41 PM - 4 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
 at the movies
 

United 93.

Are we ready for this movie? We know the ending.
Is it out to soon? Should it not be out?
These are all questions I keep asking myself.
First I want to say everyone that died that day are hero's
except for those who caused this to happen.
I have thought about waiting until it comes out on DVD and watch it at home.
If I don't like it I could shut it off instead of walking out.
Or is it one of those movies where you watch it on DVD and think that would have been great on the big screen. I guess it kind of depends on how the movie is done, It has to be a sad movie, do I take the chance and maybe have a tear or two.
I think we will have to wait until all sales are final on this movie.
Box office might not show if people are ready, because some like me might wait until the DVD is out.
If anyone has any thoughts please let me know and if you go see the movie I would like to hear about it. Thanks

Posted by busmanterry at 10:19 AM - 6 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 another humpday
 

It's humpday.......
If the bus be rockin.......
Come knocking......
Someone probably for got to take there medication
Have a good day.
Posted by busmanterry at 9:00 AM - 2 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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