After reading Getting in my Panties by Donuts are my life, it reminded me of a story I heard.
There was a couple that just got married and when they got to the motel room the first thing he did was take off his pants and told her to put them on. She being much smaller than he slipped them on but was unable to keep them up.
She tried everything from both legs in one whole, to pulling the belt as tight as it would go, but the pants just kept falling down. After a while he told her that he wore the pants not her.
She pulled off her panties and told him to put them on. After trying everything he could think of he still was unable to pull up her panties. When he finally handed them back to her she told him these are my panties and you can't get in them.